Monday, January 29, 2001 I had to read over that entry two times before finally realizing that it said planets instead of "plants". I was mad because I thought that I was going to be some plant keeper in the future, instead of doing something awesome. So now, all is well. I am the PLANET collector. |Brought to you with love by Leah- Je suis aimee. | Tuesday, November 13, 2037
Aww...come on Judah! Don't make me come home. |Brought to you with love by Mr. Floyd Wright - Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Relations Arm of Team FUN! | Thursday, February 1, 2001 For the love of God, Adam, archive! This page has gotta be over 200k now. Also, Floyd, in case no one mentioned it to you, only Ariana is allowed to time-travel. Alex did it once and got into trouble... IN THE PAST. So you would think that, given my already pretty damn incredible lips, the addition of strawberry chapstick would make me pretty much the most desirable man that ever lived, right? I mean, hey, kissing me is like kissing a strawberry, well known to be the sexiest of fruits. Plus, kissing me is already like getting 10,000 volts of DC applied directly to your face, but in the good way. Unfortunately, this does not seem to be the case. I fully expected the women to be lining up to ride the tidal wave, as it were, and that line failed to materialize. I dunno where all the normal girls went, but i guess overnight this state became populated with girls who aren't interested in beautiful, shiny, strawberry lips. |Brought to you with love by Judah - all you ever do is walk away | Monday, January 29, 2001
The world looks more beautiful today. The frost on the grass in the morning glistens more brightly, the sun on my skin is more pleasing, and furry animals seem softer. |Brought to you with love by Floyd - Now to do my taxes | wednesday, january 31, 2001 i must say that i carry a heavy heart in the knowledge that floyd has fallen to the whims of a grammatically correct society. i can only hope that stuart has the courage to persevere, [because i'd sure like an armband.] for the time being, i may only dream of the day when all words shall be treated with equal respect; no one word shall rise above the rest in the dominant practice of capitalization. viva la lowercase! |Brought to you with love by meg - stand strong, my people. | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 AHHHHH! TODD!!! |Brought to you with love by Adam - what the?? | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 Holy Electric Everything, Todd's back! WORD. |Brought to you with love by Judah - nonplussed | Tuesday, January 30, 2001
in an intastella burst |Brought to you with love by Todd - boo yah! | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 Attention Team FUN! A newsletter has been sent to you all via electronic-mail. Please be sure to check your email for said newsletter... well newsletterS, because I am a fool and messed up. If you recieved no such newsletter, please contact Judah and I so we can get you a copy of the newsletter. That is all. Business as usual. |Brought to you with love by Adam - Workin' it. | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 Team FUN! is saddened to announce the resignation of Mr. Chris Monroe. Both Mr. Monroe and the Team FUN! Administrative board agree that his style was dissonant with that of the majority of the members, and while that is not always a bad thing, in this case it served as a distraction. Mr. Monroe will be missed as a regular contributor. He writes for his own page at www.chrismonroe.f2s.com. In other administrative news, a number of hazing assignments sent out on the 10th of January were not submitted at all, and there are currently no legitimate assignments out, so there will likely be no new members for a while yet. |Brought to you with love by Judah - Administrating Ain't Easy | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you just say "Thanx"?!?!?!?!?!?!?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!? I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! |Brought to you with love by Adam - AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 Thanx Adam, I was also perturbed by the scrollbar that my entry caused, therefore, I completely support your effort, and hope that the fair citizens of Fun shall do the same! |Brought to you with love by Chris - Needs a lot of help | Monday, January 29, 2001 Chris... as charmed as I am by virtually any attempt to attack traditional writing styles directly in the knees, I am irritated to no end by horizontal scroll bars on websites. Your pseudo-revolutionary strike against the beloved spacebar caused such a horizontal scroll bar in my oh so lovely 800x600 screen resolution, and that bugged me. So I'm excercising/abusing my right as Team FUN! Administrator to edit your entry just a tad so that it no longer causes this problem. Surely, you understand. |Brought to you with love by Adam - easily irritated | Monday, January 29, 2001 Chris, about your not using any space bar idea. What a clever and witty thing to do! Actually, funny thing is, my friend and I used to do that. We would message people with no spaces and say that our space bar had gave way and wouldn't work. What fun we had! |Brought to you with love by Leah- my sweater is on backwards and inside out. | Monday, January 29, 2001 Good afternoon fellow chocolate lovers! I hope you all enjoyed your Toblerone from last time. And I hope you are all ready for this week's feature: Whatchamacallit Another interesting fact: Reese Sticks weigh a total of 1.5 oz, while their rival Whatchamacallits weigh 1.7 oz. So...umm. |Brought to you with love by Floyd - There, now get over it-I'm just lazy | Monday, January 29, 2001 wellaslongaswearedoingawaywithcapitolshowaboutgettingridofspacesandpunctuation Bad idea? Probably |Brought to you with love by Chris-theutterlyconfusing | Friday, January 26, 2001 I'd just like to thank you for that "Wheeeeeeeeeeee", Ariana. It made me giggle! |Brought to you with love by Leah- get the funk out my face. | Monday, January 29, 2001 Wheeeeeeeeeee |Brought to you with love by Ariana - The sky is falling | Sunday, January 28, 2001 Shame on you. I love my capital letters, and I want to use correct punctuation and grammar. It's my right as a citizen of these United States. Without proper capitalization, The Beast would be loosed from its eons-old prison. And that would mean the destruction of Earth as we know it. Now, for something completely different. An avant-garde play. Man 1: Hey, what's that thing there? Have a nice day tomorrow, all. |Brought to you with love by Alex - I was thinking about making this anonymous, I'm not particularly proud. | Sunday, January 28, 2001 What in the heck is fooch? |Brought to you with love by Leah- make em say uhhhh. | Saturday, January 27, 2001 On the one hand, I've always been in favor of sticking it to the man, but on the other, I can't handle an endless string of lowercase characters. Naturally I don't know where to come down on this whole capitalization/bastardization-of-a-perfectly-good-language issue. There are lots of issues that I am very clear on, however, and I would like to use this forum as a medium for my propaganda:
|Brought to you with love by Judah - Pravda | saturday, january 27, 2001 i'm happy to be able to join your movement! i've pushed it a little further by stopping the capitalization of the date (seen above). if there were lower case numbers, i'd use them, but as of press time, they did not exist. i'll work on armbands, and posters! |Brought to you with love by stuart - i'm a part of something! | saturday, january 27, 2001 power to the people that reject these stagnant laws of capitalization. we shall overcome. |Brought to you with love by meg - has no need to shift. | Saturday, January 27, 2001 Hey Floyd, do you take Paypal? |Brought to you with love by Jeff - Capitalize your damn name | Thursday, January 25, 2001
Doctor Floyd says: eat some chocolate. |Brought to you with love by floyd - and the doctor was out | Thursday, January 25, 2001 HELP! Somebody quick cure me of the deathness I seemed to have acquired and cannot shake. It can best be described as scurvy, syphilis, the bends, or fake plastic trees (I am well aware now that the last one is the lamest thing I have ever written, but I am delirious so give me a break). Anyway, to cure me I assign.......the new guy? |Brought to you with love by Jeff - Loves sore throats and post-nasal drip. | Tuesday, January 23, 2001
Well, for those of you that don't know, which is most likely all of you, I broke my arm about 5 weeks ago snowboarding in Canada. Breaking one's arm sucks for many reasons, but under no condition did it suck so bad as on this particular occasion. |Brought to you with love by floyd - late, broke, and wanting to rob a bank | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 A few things to keep in mind as you venture into the day: I like cheese. It is good. Cheese can fly. Don't eat frogs. It makes them sad. Especially on Tuesdays. Hi, I'm a dyslexic monkey. My friends call me Bananaman. But I spell it Namananab. When in doubt, eat at trout. Or, if you prefer: "When in doubt, drink a glass of water, then you won't be thirsty anymore." that one comes from a friend of mine, but I cant remember who, sorry. Brushing your teeth is a good idea, but please, whatever you do, don't try to brush your tongue. Lather Rinse Repeat, must be done in that order, or results may vary. Make good use of this vital information, many slow fat kids died to bring it to you! Oh, and hello to this floyd guy.... |Brought to you with love by Chris - Yes I am (I think...) | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 Funny you should bring up Toblerone, my sweet Swedish chocolatey treat. (Every thing good comes from Sweden, by the way - toblerone, my volvo.)
------------------------------------ It has come to my attention that Toblerone is not from Sweden, but is in fact from Switzerland. However, I stand by my premise that everything good comes from Sweden. ------------------------------------ Anyway, I was just talking with our sweet sweet Alex just the other day about a short movie script my friends and I had written sophomore year in which the villain is named "Don Toblerone" (like the candy.). Now, for those of you who have been visiting my website for as long as I've had one, you may remember I had this script up on the site for some time. Then, when I redesigned, I removed that file from my server. THEN!... when I reformated my hard drive, I didn't back those files up. As luck would have it, the old server on which I kept this file remains still in tact (although, i stopped paying for this service a long time ago..). So I retrieved the file before it was too late. And so, it is with great pleasure that I present to you - "Talk Cat" Maybe someday I'll get the right hardware and get the actual movie "Talk Cat" up on the internet.. it's one-thousand times funnier on film than it is in script... Enjoy |Brought to you with love by Adam - TOBLEROŅE! | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 Toblerone..mmmm... |Brought to you with love by Leah- one cool cat. | Monday, January 22, 2001 Welcome, Floyd. You like good music. Congratulations. You and I have much in common, Floyd-man. I, too, am a chocolate taster. Unfortunately, my palate is not nearly as refined as you. In fact, my abilities extend only as far as being able to discern whether an object is chocolate or not. I have enclosed some of the results of my scientific experimentation here:
Judah, Monday the 21st is a valid and real holiday. As is Grunday the 56th. |Brought to you with love by Alex - this is the part of me that thinks all ants are cavemen. | Monday, January 22, 2001
Hello, Floyd. |Brought to you with love by Justin - Leonard Nimoy and salsa are two fantastic things | Monday, January 22, 2001
Well, to be honest, when I applied to fun for a position as writer/chocolate taster, I really wasn't sure if I'd be granted the request I'd so slyly included. That is I thought I would simply be designated as writer, and the second part would be more or less disregarded.
Toblerone: White Chocolate Please note that I am not receiving any sort of monetary or material incentive from the Toblerone Corporation for writing this article. |Brought to you with love by floyd - what? i take my chocolate seriously | Monday, January 22, 2001 Welcome aboard, Floyd. I let Adam have the honor of introducing you this time, but allow me to say I quite enjoyed your hazing assignment and the humorous appearance of nickd. In the spirit of picture day, which seems to have been two days at least (plus Alex's mysterious hybrid day, Monday the 21st...), I present the following image, scaled down because it already takes me ten fucking minutes to load this page. Note the double cutaway showing the uncontrollable hair and sideburns. I call it... bustin' a move.
|Brought to you with love by Judah - Unmasked | Sunday, January 21, 2001
This is a picture of the girl I am so totally going to marry. |Brought to you with love by Adam - so totally engaged | Monday, January 21, 2001
 I saw this outside of my house this morning. In the spirit of picture day, I took a picture of it. Then it ate my family. I didn't really care.
Monday, January 22, 2001 I'm a time traveller, of course, Jeff. |Brought to you with love by Ariana - Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes | Sunday, January 21, 2001
It is time I confess to the world my love and knowledge of Billy Joel. Last night at music trivia, I won the game by answering which of five songs was not on Billy Joel's Greatest Hits Volume III. I am not ashamed to admit that I not only knew the answer, but own his Greatest Hits Volumes I, II, and III. And finally, Mr. Joel is starting to pull his weight, winning me a dozen carnations and a military marching CD.
|Brought to you with love by Jeff - Out of the metaphorical closet | Sunday, January 21, 2001
|Brought to you with love by Leah- blah blah? blah. | Sunday, January 21, 2001
picture day; good call, leah. |Brought to you with love by meg - is on holiday in rome. | Sunday, January 21, 2001
Well I woke up today and read it was picture day, so I grabbed my camera and set out to see what I could find. Luckily, outside love was in the air, and I took this picture: |Brought to you with love by floyd - love smells like pancakes | Monday, January 22, 2001 Hiya, Floyd! Belated "hiya!"s to Chris and Justin also because I'm so rude. It's great not being the new chick anymore.
I also don't have a webcam at my disposal for Picture Day, so I'm just submitting a self portrait instead. 
This is me at the thought of buying a webcam.
Sunday, January 21, 2001 Team FUN! welcomes Floyd Wright of Rancho Cardova, California to the team. Everyone, say "Hi, Floyd." Hi, Floyd! |Brought to you with love by Adam - I do it better than Judah | Saturday, January 20, 2001 Today is PICTURE DAY. So take a picture, it'd only be right. |Brought to you with love by Leah- hear you me! | Saturday, January 20, 2001 Mwah ha ha! My creation is complete. From a lifeless mass of infrequent posts, I present to you an active and witty group weblog. Revive, fun.pitas.com! Revive, and show the world your wrath! Arise, my unholy monster! I AM GOD, AND I HAVE CREATED LIFE!!!!!! Now let's go terrorize some villagers. |Brought to you with love by Alex - yeah, I'm a hypocrite. | Friday, January 19, 2001 Love me tender. |Brought to you with love by Leah - eh? | Friday, January 19, 2001 Attention Males: Prepare to shudder! April O'Neill That is all. |Brought to you with love by Judah :: shudders :: | Friday, January 19, 2001 I like how Ariana can travel through time. |Brought to you with love by Justin - Marty!!! | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 To make matters worse, not only was Pearl Jam on the Top 100 Countdown, but they were 79, where My Aim Is True (not his best album, but still) by Elvis Costello was 80. That is ridiculous. I cannot express in words how upset I feel. Perhaps one word. Bamboozled. There, I said it. |Brought to you with love by Jeff - More pissed off than Ross Perot dealing with kids | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 Ariana, of COURSE they have more than 100 songs at their disposal. But you fail to realize that, assuming 50% advertising time, 720 minutes are left in the day for music. Dividing this by the 100 songs you allocate yields 7.2 minutes per song- much longer than your average pop song. So "Last Kiss" earned its five times a day. I'll not worry about the calculations and just assume that the song is one fifth of 7.2 minutes long. |Brought to you with love by Stuart - Loving every minute of finals | Thursday, January 18, 2001 I hate Pearl Jam because Last Kiss was easily one of, if not the most annoying song of last year. To top it all off, everyone else loved it. I know so because it was on the radio 5 times a day. Is this really necessary? Surely there are more than 100 songs at their disposal, why the need to replay songs more than once a day? Espescially something as awful as Pearl Jam. |Brought to you with love by Ariana - You killed your baby because you just had to have that last Bud. Good one. | Tuesday, January 16, 2001 AHHHH!!! VH1 is counting down the top 100 greatest albums of all time!! AHHH!!!! Pearl Jam!!!!! Why must VH1 forsake me?! This type of thing is the real cause for cancer and heart disease! Pearl Jam!?!? HOW!? WHY!? Even worse! People will now find this site looking for a Pearl Jam site!!! What the hell did I do?!?! From now on, everyone must start their posts with a disclaimer reading as follows; I hate Pearl Jam......(point of discussion). I understand this mostly applies to me, as I account for roughly two-thirds of all posts. |Brought to you with love by Jeff - Slowly calming down (gotta love tranquilizers) | Tuesday, January 16, 2001 I found a dead body in Economics (class) today. My friend Rolo wanted to poke it in the eye with a pencil.
|Brought to you with love by Adam - I archived! I archived! Thank God Almighty, I archived! |  
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I'd never tried the Whatchamacallit chocolate bar before, mainly because the name is so damn unappetizing. But I thought it make a good subject because I'd never tried it before, and it remains a relatively untried candy.
