I love cookies.

|Brought to you with love by Todd - Hey Nick...BEAT THAT! |

I am really reconsidering my position with Crosswinds. Just a matter of days ago, they decided to place pop up ads on every one of my pages. I don't really want to go through the hassle of uploading all my stuff somewhere else, but I can't be bothered dealing with ads either, and I know no one else will, either. What to dooooo? First I need to find another server that's ad free, if such a thing exists, which I sincerely doubt it does.

|Brought to you with love by Ariana - Crosswinds can kiss my ass |

Third: I have been eating a lot of cereal lately. An unhealthy amount, in fact. I just can't help it. I watch the X-men cartoon series every day at four, and the ads for delicious, sugary cereal are slowly perforating and weakening my mind. Yesterday, after a commercial for Lucky Charms, I found myself staring blankly into the screen muttering "hearts, balloons, rainbows, blue moons, hats, shooting stars, pots of gold, and lucky horseshoes too" over and over. Then I got some Lucky Charms and ate them. Let me tell you, it was satisfying. Damn satisfying, in fact. I think my train of thought was just derailed. Oops.

|Brought to you with love by Alex - I ate all my paste. Can I have more paste? |

You have half an hour to get it in, lest it become the SATURDAY SHAKEDOWN.

|Brought to you with love by Judah - Very disappointed |

I should be doing my homework right now.

|Brought to you with love by Nick - Short posts are my THING! THEY'RE WHAT I DO! |

You know what really rocks thy ass? Only having school for a half day. That makes me extremely happy. What also makes me happy is being crafty. Speaking of being crafty, I'm going to go make lunchboxes and collages and stuff. WOoooooo!

|Brought to you with love by Leah- the rocker |

So Jeff thinks he's the first to use double parentheses, eh? Might I direct his and your attention to the September 11 update at toddshot? I do accept cash in lieu of fawning and adoration.

You know what's really really really really really FUN!? A cable modem, hooked up to your computer and sucking down music and movie trailers at unholy speeds. And I'm not kidding about the unholy part. Yesterday a young priest and an old priest came in and tried to exorcise my iMac. It shot a DVD out of its slot, slicing off both of their heads. I went back to my downloading.

|Brought to you with love by Todd - Insert trendy Radiohead reference here |

Inspired by my love for order and organization, the periodic table of elements, the periodic table of fruits and nuts, and the periodic table of alcohol (as seen on some steen's shirt (he undoubtedly had a mullet)), I have decided to head the project of creating a PERIODIC TABLE of FUN! It will mostly be the periodic table of elements, with some additions. I am still open to any suggestions if you wish.

***Note the use of parentheses within parentheses, or subparentheses if you will. I may be the first to use them.***

|Brought to you with love by Jeff - Mulletude ranking of 2 |

So, today is Wednesday. Look back at the posts, and there are non for Tuesday. What's that about? Have you all gone insane? Not posting on a Tuesday. Tuesday is the best day for posting, but NOOOOOO noone takes the chance. I laugh at you all.
Actually, people seem to be busy now a days. I am busy this whole week with non FUN! stuff. It sucks the arse. I have exams starting tomorrow, and I have volleyball all week, as usual. Oh yay!
I saw "Meet the Parents". I liked it, because it made me laugh. Laughing is good. Oh, and I like Ben Stiller. Okay, that's all. It's time for fun school.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- the survivor |

We sat in the very back row. We had our choice of seats, but for some reason we were drawn to the back. It was ok. Nice view. But even when the cameras did get us, we were too far away to see. The show airs tonight, I think, or tomorrow. I can't wait to see me from a distance.

|Brought to you with love by Ariana - Almost Famous |

No shit.

|Brought to you with love by Judah - Sleepytime for teddybears |

Alright, I have an extreme amount of hatred towards the sport of baseball right now. I turn on the TV everyday this week, at 5:30 AND at 7:30, and you know what? Instead of my beloved Simpsons being on television, it has been taken over by BASEBALL. Stupid, crappy, boring baseball. No one cares anymore, and those who do care can listen to this crap on the radio. I can promise you that more people care about watching the simpsons then watching guys hit balls with sticks. Man, this makes me mad.

|Brought to you with love by Joe- Lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning. |

My body hair never ceases to amaze me. Not only do I have great hair on my head, but my body hair continues to get more and more intriuging every day. It began simply with my chest hair. I began to develop an "M" that arched across my rippling pectoral muscles. The "M" looked suspicously like the McDonalds golden arches. Only more black and hairy than golden. Well, now my "treasure trail" (Which, by the way ladies, it is most definatly a treasure down there) is starting to branch out. Two branches to be specific, and it is beginning to look like an arrow pointing towards the goods. I came to the realization that if the "M" rounds out... it will make 2 "O"s. and if the trail reaches up to my pecs I will have a giant simulated penis made from chest hair. I will keep you updated on the progress of penis in quesiton.

|Brought to you with love by Joe - Did you shave it like that? |

I want my voice to be heard about the following subject. Sundays should be voted off this earth. Why? Because they stink. Badly. Do people ever have any real fun on Sundays? Not I! Sundays are boring and nothing good is ever on television except for the Disney Channel. So now I ask you, the people, to get Sundays away from all. For good.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- the right choice |

So last night at the Metreon, whilst viewing The Matrix in IMAX, a gent sat down in front of my friends and myself who had what can only be described as The Mullet To End All Mullets. It was magnificent, I tell you. This guy was the King Of Mulletania, the lead singer of Mulletalica. It was pointed out to me by my friend Cody, who admired its pleasing shape and form for about twenty minutes, after which he was only able to mutter "My God...such beautiful plumage."

After the movie (which, by the way, booted my ass all over the fine city of San Francisco like a 49er's place kicker), all we could as Mullet-o The Great exited the theater was stand and salute in unison.

ALL HAIL THE MULLET!

|Brought to you with love by Todd - Oh boy! I can hear my stomach making POOP! |

The bastards! Only five weeks ago I paid a good $8 for this nice little razor only so they can send me a free one for my birthday, which by the way, was one month ago. Bastards.

|Brought to you with love by Adam - Smooooooth |

Jesus was right, 'Almost Famous' is a great movie! And then, like Todd, I went home to light candles and listen to 'Tommy'. Unfortunatley, someone scratched my 'Tommy' c.d. so I went for 'Quadrophenia', which wasn't in the case. So, I put on 'The Wall', which is no SUBSTITUTE (note the pun) for 'Tommy', though a great album. I still had FUN! today, as I went surfing while it was raining/snowing/hailing. What a beautiful day in Michigan!

|Brought to you with love by Jeff - Mostly famous....mostly |

This movie was NOT fun, and may be hazardous to your health. It may also cause birth defects and severe depression. You have been warned.

|Brought to you with love by Alex - Not now, Murray, not now! |

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT PEOPLE NEVER TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ON THE INTERNET WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? IT'S QUITE ODD AND DISCONCERTING. SO, AS A GRANDIOSE CONTRAST TO THE LOWER-CASE CONVENTIONS OF MEG, DANIEL, AND JACK, I WILL PULL A FRIEND BEAR AND TYPE THIS FUN! UPDATE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. PH34R.

SADLY, JEFF, I AM VOTING FOR GEORGE W. BUSH THIS ELECTION. HE R0X0RZ J00. HARD. ARE YOU EIGHTEEN? IF NOT, THEN HA HA. I 0WN3Z0R00LD3ZX0R3Z J00.

THE NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM KICKS ASS. *MY* ASS. IT IS VERY GOOD. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND GOING OUT AND PROCURING THREE COPIES OF IT BY WHATEVER MEANS POSSIBLE LIKE I DID.

OKAY, I THINK THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. I HAVE A 2:00 CLASS TO GET MAH H4X0R GR00V3 ON, SO I WILL BE RAPPING AT YOU LATER. PREFERABLY IN NORMAL CASE THIS TIME.

|Brought to you with love by NICK - LOVES YOU 100% A-1 SUPER! |

Albert Gore Jr. is FUN! I saw him today and it was great. We arrived to the sounds of Van Halen, Stevie Wonder, and John Mellencamp, only to be later blessed with a live performance by popular former Eagle, Glenn Frey. After a short performance of popular Eagles hits and a few covers, the future President himself came out. He spoke words nary spoken truer before. Best of all, I came home equiped with buttons, signs, and miniature American flags because I can't have abortions.

Also, who is the creator of the almighty Friend Bear comics? I must award my full gratitude to such a great comic. It is only beaten by "In a Nutshell" by Kevin Collier.

|Brought to you with love by Jeff - "Remember, you can't be a conservative if there is nothing left to conserve"?????? - |

Funions just popped into my head. Y'know, those onion shaped chips that taste oniony. I guess they are supposed to be "fun", just look at the name, but in my opinion they are disgusting. I remember at one of the first volleyball away games this season, this girl was eating Funions. Then this girl talked to me. Was it fun? No! Her breath smellt like...bad stuff. So they should change the name to like, Notfunions are something.
Weeeeee! Look at me! I'm happy!

|Brought to you with love by Leah- the fun girl |

I finished all my homework yesterday. In all my classes at the present moment, homework is customarily assigned on Friday to be due the next Friday. For those of you who can't do the math, that means that, for the next twenty-five or so hours, I am free.
Free.
Free to do whatever I damn well please. Like post on FUN!.

Jeff and I postulated the idea of everyone exchanging AIM screen names. Everyone send an email to nickd@nickd.org with your AIM screen name and I'll send out a mass email to everyone when I get them all. We should then be able to set up convenient buddy chats with everyone when enough people are online, which is always the case, because we spend all our time on the Internet anyway.

I'm on page 200 of Atlas Shrugged. I hope to double that within the next day or so, because I have so much free time. YAY! :)

|Brought to you with love by Nick - Who is John Galt? |

I would also like to add that my bed is perfectly made, and that I have no problems getting sheets on it. I's got mad skillz, yo.

|Brought to you with love by Alex - I'm jello, baby. |

so, jeff..

feeling neglected, much? it happens to the best of us. at least you are valid in blaming politics as the source of your troubles. Bore and Gush [those ARE the candidates names, mind you] have been taking up much needed space in the minds of the american public. this is space that could be better used to house information/propaganda distributed by Team FUN!-- none of which includes fuzzy math.

why does adam look different in each of his pictures? the explanation is simple, really. mr. zalava has a fixation with the art of D.I.Y.P.S. [that's "do it yourself plastic surgery", for the less informed.] this practice began on the streets of New York in the late eighties when unemployed actors and models wanted a second chance at fame, and needed a quick fix for a fresh look.

as far as communication, we used to chill at #teamfun on mIRC, but that sort of disintegrated. it's a deterioration that could be easily remedied, i imagine.

it's go time.

|Brought to you with love by meg - vendingmachinerama. |

I could not be online for 2 weeks, without notice, and noone would know where I went. That scares me. What if I like, died and noone knew!? What if YOU, my friend, died and I didn't know. That's scary, and not fun.
On a fun note... ummm....dangit. I don't have anything fun to say.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- er..yeah. |

Why didn't anybody reply to my last post? I blame politics and communists. I would like an answer though. And why doesn't somebody start a way for FUN! members to live chat together, mIRC or otherwise. I haven't spoken to most of you. I would do it, but I am less qualified than anyone else in the world.

|Brought to you with love by Jeff - My aim is true |

Ladies and Gentlemen: My Claim to Fame.
The scene: I'm busy working on a still life in my drawing class, and passing the time by halfway singing El Scorcho to myself.

Drawing Teacher: "Hey, is that Weezer?"
meg: "Totally, dude." [or something to that effect.]
Drawing Teacher: "Is that the song about a half-japanese girl?"
meg: "Uh huh. Are you down with Weezer.. or something?"
Drawing Teacher: "No, I can't stand them."
meg: "... oh."
Drawing Teacher: "I dated that girl in highschool, then she got engaged to Weezer's lead singer.."
meg: "Dios mio!!"
Drawing Teacher: "Yeah, that didn't work out. I hear she's all strung out on heroin somewhere in LA."
meg: "Cool!"


|Brought to you with love by meg - would keep your fingernails clean. |

Also, why can't I hear Uptown Girl without the DJ telling me it was written for Christie Brinkly?

|Brought to you with love by Ariana - For your mouth only |

This album is worse than Nimrod by a long way. It is, in fact, almost as bad as Insomniac.

|Brought to you with love by Judah - Dissenting Opinion |

P.S. I don't say this because I wet my bed, I say it because changing your sheets is hard because you have to get on your bed and pull the sheets over the side, while still applying pressure with your knee on the sheet to stabilize yourself.

|Brought to you with love by Joe - I'll stab you to death in a good way |

Here's where I namedrop and mention that I went to high school with Billy Joe and Mike from Green Day. They performed at a school function once. They really sucked. They've gotten better since.

I have a great picture in my yearbook of Mike looking like a total 80's stoner. I should post it sometime. Back to work for now, though.

|Brought to you with love by Todd - DANCE! Bum rush the speaker that booms |

It's pretty funny how exhausted I am. It's even funnier why I'm exhausted. I got to bed around midnight last night, which isn't too unusual or bad. But the killer was getting up the extra ten minutes earlier than normal at quarter to five. My reason? I had to get my ass over to Meijer and buy the new Green Day album, Warning. Apparently there's another album out by some other band today, but I'll have nothing to do with it, as I have car repairs to make. Anywho, this CD kicks ass, and lots of it. Some songs are obviously Green Day-esque, in that they sound identical to other Green Day songs, while others sound very different from other songs by GD (Church on Sunday, for instance, has a tambourine in it.) One of the songs, Misery, sounds an awful lot like a Five Iron Frenzy song that I can't think of right now. So yes, I am proud of being the first (or not) in my town to have the new album. Send me money and gold.

|Brought to you with love by Stuart - Fashion Victim |

I thought of many things as I layed in bed last night. I thought about school, and my extreme dislike of it. Then I thought of what I wanted to be when I grow up. Then I pictured myself doing things. It was fun. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. All I know is that I need to start paying more attention in school and getting better grades. What does that mean that I need to start doing? I don't know. I went over the idea of taking a break from online. That'd be weird, since I'm on every day for hours. I don't think i'm strong enough. Haha. I don't know, we'll see how school is doing today....
And with that, everyone have a great day!

|Brought to you with love by Leah- the thinker |

AHHHH! It's been way too long since my last FUN! post. Dastardly long. Diabolically long. I can't think of a third synonym long. You know that kind of long... the kind where you can't think of a third synonym? Yeah.

I brought up a new site the other day, which might just be even stupider than the other site I run. I don't know; I haven't had the ability to determine that all yet.

This is also my first post at college. Let the record show that I have learned three things at college:
Thing the first: College is full of many, many, many attractive - nay, insanely gorgeous - girls. All of them will not even consider going out with me. YAY. FREAKING YAY.
Thing the second: Two things mattered in high school.
Sub-thing the roman numeral I: My AP test scores.
Sub-thing the roman numeral II: The acceptance letter I received to college. It was written on rather impressive stationery, with a watermark and everything. You can tell a college is important by how neat their watermark looks.
Thing the third: It's fun to poke drunk people in the kidneys, especially when they're collapsed on your dorm room floor and twitching nervously.

Alex wrote "nickd.org" on her forehead. That was very nice of her.
I see a lot of new people at FUN!... Adam and I decided a lot of really neat things and upgrades and such to do in the future. That's all very good. If we change the current site design, chances are I will play an integral role in it. That's also very good. I like designing web sites. Can you tell? :)

Can't sleep. The clown will eat me.

|Brought to you with love by Nick - ENDS. ALL. WORDS. SPELLED. IN. CAPS. WITH. PERIODS. |

so: all meals come with your choice of soup or salad, correct?

what if the meal IS a salad?

man. this world is too chaotic for me sometimes.

|Brought to you with love by meg - light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle |

Can anyone believe it? I haven't posted yet today, and it's already a quarter to 9. This is too weird for it's own good. Today was a blah day. Nothing really happened at all. I woke up at 2, and then did domain stuff. I then rented "Pretty In Pink", and watched it. Now I'm online again. I think I am going to stay home from school tomorrow. Not because school sucks, which it does, but because I'm back sick as ever again. Wooooshbam.

|Brought to you with love by Leah-- a dork. |

Well, I'd like to formally welcome anyone who has joined team FUN! since I have, because I haven't done it yet. This weekend was great FUN! The waves were up everyday, it was homecoming, and I furthered my infatuation with Aaron Carter. If you are like me (until yesterday), and don't know who Aaron Carter is, you are grossly uneducated. He is the significantly less talented little brother of Nick Carter, who is in himself a non-talented Backstreet Boy. Yes, as a gag gift for my friend's eighteenth birthday, someone got him an Aaron Carter movie. It was no Bring It On, but it was close. Absolutely enthralled by "The Clapping Song", I have spent the last 9 hours trying to master the dance. He sings of zoo animals doing illegal substances, and he is 10! Fun, FUN, FUN! 'till his daddy takes his puberty away!

Also, Stu and I noticed that Adam looks completely different in every photo taken of him, and I saw one picture of Joe where he looked like an acceptable member of society. Could someone please explain?

|Brought to you with love by Jeff - To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal |

I like to copy Adam. He got a cable modem, I got one. He got a webcam, I got one. He got a cd-writer, I got one. I'm not quite sure why this always tends to happen, but I may have an idea.

Adam has constructed and programmed his very own cyborg - me. I have been fully configured with simulated instincts to copy anything that Adam ever does. The next thing you know, I'll be dancing to Run DMC and posting the video on my web page! Damn you Adam, you've created a monster. Who knows what I will do next!

So it's a bad idea...but it could be true. I mean, why else would I have impure thoughts about, eh, gotta go!

|Brought to you with love by Matt - The copycat |

Buh?! I have a sexy voice? Or is this some other Todd whose name is being bandied about? Have any of you FUN! folks even heard my voice?

Because it's true, it is damn sexy. I'd like to read that there hazing assignment some day.

Damn, what a weekend! Saw The Exorcist tonight, and it's still just as scary as it ever was. Last night I saw three terrific bands: Wash Me, Junk Sick Dawn, and the incomparable Captured By Robots, who rocked my face in large quantities. No description possible. Must be seen.

I also wrote a song. It's called "Monkey Lovin' On The Interstate" and would cause insanity if any lyrics were to be reprinted here. Probably 'cause Cthulhu helped me write it.

|Brought to you with love by Todd - Good place Arkansas! |

Hello! Please be gentle with me, I might explode. Um, my website is flabby nasty and unupdated so don't go there! Not yet, anyway, haha, because we all know it'll soon be on the top of your bookmarks list sooner or later. Just a matter of time *evil thumb twiddling*. My hazing assignment was about Todd's sexy voice. Mmmmmm. I think a good way to break the ice is with a link! This particular link is a diary or something. I don't know if it's parody or not. Sure is funny.

|Brought to you with love by Ariana - FUN! virgin |

Welcome aboard!

|Brought to you with love by Judah - "Mad Administrator of Administrator Mountain" |

Yeah, that's an original work of mine. And don't listen to anyone who tells you otherwise, it's like a conspiracy of secrecy or something. Trust no one.

|Brought to you with love by Alex - Makin' some rice, ricemeister? |

I need to meet new people. I really and truely do.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- a 'tard. |

not to outdo dear Judah, but i have taken the liberty to write a poem for another member of team fun, while i am hijacking this iMac from the math lab.

i like to put cheese in my pants
then i do the crazy cheese dance
the heat it builds
so melts the cheese
it rushes..
down.. down..
to my knees
but i must dance
and dance some MORE !
until that cheese..
it hits the floor

---

"adam"

|Brought to you with love by meg - not a cowboy. |

You are jealous. And look down there. I got a poem written for me as well. Man.. this is too good.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- THE CHAMPION |

"Leah"

|Brought to you with love by Judah - not appearing in the poetry corner anytime soon. |

Anyways, I'm bored. Very....very bored. And it's 1 in the morning. Should I go to sleep? Naw. Sleep is for wussies.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- just Leah. |

I am terribly, terribly sorry to have deceived you in this manner, and hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

|Brought to you with love by Judah - Sincere Apologies |

Friday, September 29, 2000

Judah, you bastard! Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? I curse you. You're so totally cursed. I mean, seriously. You're not getting anything for your birthday from me anymore...

Welcome, Joe.

Everybody should stop talking about Adam's hair, Leah's hair, Swifty's hair, Joe's hair, and Jeff's hair and start talking about MY hair. Look at this picture, in which I have vacant.cc written on my forehead as a plug for Leah:

Some facts about my hair:

• Contrary to rumors that have been spread around by jealous peoples, I am not bald.
• I am a natural blonde. Trust me.
• My air is soft and silky, not unlike the hair in shampoo commercials.

So, fellow citizens, next time you think about hair, think about my hair, and how inferior yours is compared to it.

|Brought to you with love by Alex - I'm a bad doctor. |

In other news, Swifty, I know you just put that number 5 picture there to bother me. Because, y'know, it does. And in other other news. I like your hair.

|Brought to you with love by Leah- a sickling. |

My first day and every female member already hates me. You can just say I am a mix of ferris bueller and parker lewis... only a bazillion times smoother.

|Brought to you with love by Joe - Livin' La Vida Unemployed |

Well, with all this talk about haircuts, I simply COULDN'T omit my own pictoral history of -- shall we say -- do's and don'ts. However, since all the pictures of me with shoulder-length brown hair have been burned and re-burned (except for the ones on my WEBSITE!!!) this is composed entirely of the hairstyles i've worn in the past week or so. ENJOY!



KEY:
1) The Regular Cut
2) The Sloppy Unicorn
3) The Sidesweep
4) The Maxell
5) The Endor Surprise
6) The Mark "Sugar Ray" McGrath

|Brought to you with love by swifty - I SIMULATENOUSLY LOVE AND HATE TO SNEEZE |

And I still didn’t have a stamp!

|Brought to you with love by Judah |

hi.

i hate to admit it.. but i think that i've been sucked into a vortex. doomed to think and breathe school 86 hours a day. [yes, that's eighty six hours a day.] when i scrape the wax out of my ears, it isn't wax.. it's really the build up of Russian Literature. the goop in my eyes is the remains of my Parties and Nominations class, and the gunk under my fingers is Advanced Math. this is really a travesty. my former existance as a computer dork is fading away, and it's not something i'm ready to let go. for a moment today i thought, "Hmmm, maybe i should just ditch my neglected website, and jump ship from other such endeavors." this wasn't a good thought, i don't want to be one of those damn "Oooooh, i'm on hiatus" people. instead, i decided that maybe i'll get a webcam.. or my own domain, and simply delve deeper in all the splendor of dorkdom. [keep in mind that "dork" is a term of endearment to me.]

sidenote: i know that Swifty and Todd have been around for quite a while, but i'd like to give an offical "hey yo" to those cats, and to Leah and Joe. go TEAM! [or something.]

|Brought to you with love by meg - it's saturday, right? |

Now I don't necessarily have a problem with school spirit, but I do have a problem with complete stupidity. Our school, much like many other schools, has a school spirit week. This is great because conformists can be conformists in different clothes. Great, I am glad for them, but why do we have to have transvestite day? Today, a lucky few selected popular kids got to dress up as members of the opposite sex. I don't know what this does, or why it is done, it just IS. I guess my problem is that it hit a little too close to home, and not because 1 in 9 people choose an "alternate lifestyle". As I sadly discovered, a friend of mine had partaken in this disgusting display. I knew that he was "popular", but I didn't know he was "incredibly stupid".

Incidentally, I hate hair, and would shave mine if not for the loss of body heat.

|Brought to you with love by Jeff - Where can I get my hands on some Nads? |

Adam once had long hair. WOO WOO WOO! So did I.
so HA!

|Brought to you with love by Leah- just Leah. |

Sorry for posting again so soon, but I just found out that captured by robots are going to be playing the Stork Club on Telegraph on Friday night. Sweet mother of crap! I hope to Jeebus that I can find someone to take to see this truly transcendent musical experience.

And hey Alex, that was indeed a KitH reference earlier. Glad you think that's supercool (which is in itself a UCB reference); just wish I could find a nice girl about twice your age who felt the same. Ah well. Loneliness breeds creativity.

Finalizing this late evening's thoughts with one last piece of tasty linkage: This hit just a little too close to home today. But still midget-slappingly funny.

|Brought to you with love by Todd - I am not an animal! |

The Exorcist currently in theaters is remastered with enhanced digital sound, a few deleted scenes, and some slightly enhanced visual effects. No offense, but I don't see how anyone can find the film funny; it's hands down the scariest fucking movie I've ever seen. Full review of the new edition to come this weekend, when I actually see it.

|Brought to you with love by Todd - Yo mama sews socks that smell |

Tuesday, September 26, 2000

Normally Judah does the welcoming of new members to Team FUN!, but I have my own personal agenda. so I'll be doing the welcoming on this one.

Welcome Joe. Joe is the newest member of Team FUN!. His website is currently not working, but will be soon. Joe is not allowed to direclty post to FUN! because he was once our sworn enemy, and we don't trust him. But he's still family - so show him love... just not the password.

Now... onto my personal agenda.

Lately, everybody seems to just LOOOVVVEEEEE Joe's hair. His hair is big and poofy and out of control. OOHH!!! WOWWW!! NEATTT!!! Want to know who had the poofy out of control hair before Joe did? ME! I have proof!:

Yes.. my hair kicked ass. But did anybody take the time to point that out to me? Sure! But not very much.. why's Joe get all of the attention? The son of a bitch! I swear... I'm going to Nads™ his hair! Meanwhile, I'm growing my hair back out, and my head will kick his head's ass! Then all of you sons-a-bitches who go to Joe, "I LOVE YOUR HAIR! IT'S SO CUTE!"... you'll realize that I was shagged out before Joe even DREAMED of replicating the mass on my head!

Jealous? NO! Bitter? YES!

|Brought to you with love by Adam - Was cool before being cool was cool |

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