I absolutely love my Atari 2600. I remember growing up as a kid playing this sweet machine while all of my friends were playing their top-of-the-line 8 bit Nintendos. It wasn't until a few years later that my brother and I finally got a Nintendo Entertainment System for christmas, thereby deleting any need for my trusty Atari 2600.
Over a decade later, I begin my hunt for an Atari 2600 to replace the one I neglected as a child after I got my NES. I scoured the web in search of retailers, but almost nobody carried such a dinosaur of a video game system. So I checked eBay and to my surprise, there were tons and tons of Atari 2600 video game systems for sale. I place my bid on a number of systems, but kept getting outbid. My hopes of ever getting an Atari 2600 were slowly deteriorating. Then, early one morning, I sat there staring at this auction that I had bid upon - waiting for someone to outbid me at the very last second - then BAM!... I won. I won the auction - I was then the proud owner of an Atari 2600 - my dream machine. I sent the money order away the next morning and received my Atari 2600 a couple of weeks later. I didn't have a TV that I could hook the Atari up to, so I ran down to Value Village and purchased a small black and white TV for $6. I then came home, plugged in the Atari, and played for hours on end.
10 months later, I'm still collecting games whenever I can find them. Surprisingly, my local Goodwill carries lots of games for a very good price. My dad also knows of a thrift shop a few miles out of town that carries games for $2 a piece, which is a fairly high price for such old games, but if I had the money, I'd buy them.
I just got 4 new games last night to add to my collection, and I feel it neccesary to share with you my collection of video games for the Atari 2600.
Missle Command
Berzerk
Ms. Pac-Man
Vanguard
Tele-Games 8
Breakout
Race
Kangaroo
Star Voyager
Championship Soccer
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
Super Breakout
Tele-Games 112
Air-Sea Battle
Target Fun
Pole Position
Street Racer
Dragonfire
Combat (2 copies)
Tele-Games 64 (Hyperspace, Thrust Control)
Haunted House
Home Run
Donkey Kong
Asteroids (3 copies)
Defender
Video Pinball
Pac-Man (2 copies)
Space Invaders (2 copies)
Volleyball
Flag Capture
That's it, but I want more. Do you have some games you want to get rid of? Wanna trade some? My birthday's coming up! Atari 2600 games would make a great present for me! Just email me and let me know!
After my harrowing forays into the newsgroup that is best known as "alt dot sex," I have joined the ranks of this cavalcade of hilarity also known as Team FUN!. Now that all that silliness is over with (or is it?), I can begin posting at this uber-fun site.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight, and hot dog buns come in packages of six? Are the hot dog cartels just trying to make people eat hot dogs in sets of twenty-four? Or... is it leading even further to the gluttony of America? YOU THINK ABOUT IT!
Something happened to me last night that I would have never expected. On my way home from eating a delicious cinnamon roll with Grant at my local Shari's diner, I drove straight into the death trap of the infamous (probably only in Salem) "Can Trick"! After my cries of terror came to an end, I chuckled at the thought of those teenager's satisfaction with watching my car drive off with, God-forbid, CANS bouncing behind it! Nice execution guys.
Very excited. Never before did I think that this little brain child of mine would start to grow this quickly. In the week or so that the new FUN! has been unleashed to the public, we have recieved a number of applications, 2 of which were accepted. We welcome Peter, who was VERY prompt with his hazing assignment, and we anxiously await Douglas' review of "Air Bud: Golden Reciever" as his hazing assignment.
One thing that concerns me is the future of Team FUN! applicants. I fear that this will become a male-only group and that's the last thing that I want. I know for a fact that girls know how to have FUN!, so I want to see more girl applicants. I have one friend who filled out the form, but before she could finish it and hit the nice little "send" button, her computer froze on her. Oh well - she better fill it out again.
Apparently I'm the fresh meat here (and upon checking the roster, the youngest meat as well), and with this position comes the inevitable hazing that, as past members have informed me, consists of a very nasty procedure involving a buffalo, a signed photograph of Gary Coleman and fifty-seven individually wrapped slices of American cheese. To bide the time of you, the reader, while this completely ritual event occurs, I present my assignment, a 200 word review of Indian in the Cupboard. It was delicious.
I don't get it. Frank Oz- master of such acts of cinematic brilliance as Bowfinger and In & Out, and voice of Yoda, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, and the ubiquitous Cookie Monster- has produced what can only be described as the visual manifestation of pure mental torment and suffering. Not only that, but he has bastardized one of the better children's books available to date, and put a scar both on the actual year of release and every impressionable young mind that manages to sit through the 96 agonizingly long minutes that is Indian in the Cupboard. The only relief to be had is primarily obtained from the intense waves of pleasure, the seemingly orgasmic release that sweeps over the viewer as the final credits roll past, which is perhaps one of the greatest emotional triumphs of modern day film making, and the only good credit to Oz's filmmaking this movie can offer. Thankfully, however, Hal cardino's constant, irreverent wit and insight into the prodigal 9 year old's insanely deluded mind proves an unintended comic relief, and perhaps the only other thing that kept me going were the farce-ish special effects, dubbed cutting edge at the time of print.
I'm open about my link-whoring. Why else would I shamelessly promote myself? You are a mean boy, Judah.
But you're still the man - and just to make up for my whoring, I've made my link at the end of this post go to Judah's page instead of my own.
Anyway, I've come to the realization that summer is going to destroy me. I was on the computer last night and my mom walked in the room. She was about 75% asleep and she said "What are you doing up?". I looked at her with confusion and said "Talking on the computer...?"... she said "Why are you up so late?" and upon that, my head whipped around 120 degrees and looked down at the bottom right hand corner of my screen only to find out that it was 4:30 in the morning.
Now the problem with this is that I had sworn to myself that I wouldn't stay up this late again. I've stayed up until 5 for the past 3 days in a row, and gotten up around 11 or 12 the next day. That is not enough sleep.
Time has no meaning to me any longer. I see the usn out and I say "it's day".. I see the darkness and I say "It's night". It doesn't matter what time it is!
For example, I'm looking outside right now and I see that the sun is shining bright and there's a bunch of colors bouncing off of the flowers my mom put in our backyard. What time do I think it is?.. I'd say about, 11 AM, or noon. What time is it actually? 3:30 in the afternoon. My day is almost completely gone.
Not that that matters really, I never really do anything during the day during summer. All of the fun comes during the night.
I have to go to bed early tonight before I get lost into an inreversable cycle that will entrap me into a tiring struggle to catch up on sleep.
You know what I like about Adam? (Fun Fact) He is shameless. Not content with the link that follows each and every article he writes for fun, he has to do this jackass thing (points down) where he links to every page he ever made.
You know something else? (Fun Fact 2) All of these pages do the same fucking thing. He's created a giant web loop de loop. Nothing but a colored splash, a different layout, and you're off to the next thing.
It's freaking ridiculous. I know, Adam will probably come along and tell you that he's created a really cool web mobius strip and that I'm just jealous because I ran out of websites at "Myself" and that I lied about one anyway and two or three of the real ones merely point to my real site, but he's just trying to deny his link-whoring problem.
It is with great pride that I announce the newest member of Team FUN!. He was a member of the first wave of FUN!, but due to heightened security around here, we had to force people to reapply for their positions (with a few exceptions). Douglas has been accepted and will be joining the ranks of Team FUN! as soon as he finishes his hazing.
I would like to take this opportunity to ask people who fill out the application to take it a little more seriously. I know that forms are fun, and we're ok with you all having a little bit of fun... but we get all excited when people apply, and when we start to read the application and find out it was just a joke, we get really upset and cry...
The Monopoly™ board game is so much more fun than I remember. I was convinced to play last night much to my dismay (at the time), but I'm glad I did. All I remembered of Monopoly from playing years ago was the extreme amount of time and patience required to make it through a game. That was the case - we were still playing at 3:00 AM when we had to discontinue the game - last night, but it was great!
Too bad I went bankrupt while having merely one monopoly and owning two railroads. And I didn't get "Free Parking" once! Anyhow, seeing people's attitudes come out when they're making lots of money (including myself) was quite an interesting sight. The next time somebody proposes a game of Monopoly™, don't decline due to time constraints - you'll be missing out!
I'd like to take this opportunity to let everybody know that I only had 5 1/2 hours of sleep last night. Yes.. I went to bed at 4:30 in the morning, and I got up at 10.
"Why was I up at such a God forsaken hour?" you ask?.... Because I was working around the web to make this place better for all of you.
"Why did I get up at such a God forsaken hour?" you ask?.... Because I'm screwed up like that. All summer I've been getting up around 10 and it's driving me nuts...
However, I've found that when you get up early during the summer, the days seem longer, thereby making them more FUN! and you know me.. I'm all about having FUN!
So, having this in mind, I would like to give my prediction that I will pass out with sleepiness around... ohh.. 2 A.M.
Of course you do! FUN! has a completely different look now!.. well.. not completely.. but it's different. We've changed colors as well as add 2 new sections to the page to help it grow.. We've added a Meet Team FUN! section that has information on all of the members of Team FUN! and we've added an application so you can join team fun
Today, we start a new chapter in the world of FUN!..